Me: Drop it! Drop that! Get that out of your mouth right now!!
Sabine: Wha? Moi? What are you talking about? Stop yelling at me woman, I'm enjoying a snack. Some nice person left a candy bar just lying on the ground for me to eat. It's nice and chewy!
Me: That is not a candy bar. That is cat poop wrapped in leaves. Gross. Sick. Drop. It. Right. Now! And don't you dare lick me ever again.